This is my mother.
I look like her? Really? Funny - I've never heard that before. Let me tell you something interesting - today is her birthday. Everybody say Happy Birthday Mom! Good job.
I get many wonderful things from this lady...qualities I've inherited and things she's taught me. I could name them - my ability to light my own campfire, anything and everything I know about cooking (all though I could have paid more attention), my tourist in your own town philosphy, my drive to finish college..no..matter..how..long..it..took, etc., etc., etc. - but I won't bore you with all of that.
Instead I'll just say happy birthday Mom! We love you!
PS...thanks for picking one of my favorite restaurants for your birthday dinner. ;)
Well hello Momma! I'm gonna get you!
Wait..hold on...give me a sec to get this chunk up.
...pfew...here I come.
I'm coming!!
...give me a second...I may need a pit stop...
Now this looks interesting. Wait Momma...I'm gonna take a little break.
....and a nap...
...I feel better - how about you?
Here I come...wait...something is holding me back...
...what the heck - I'm trying to turn here!
...I make wide rights....
I made it....maybe another nap might be in order.
He won't be quitting his day job either.
Sammie: Carli Grace! Let's play patty cake!
MOM!!! This kid is trying to eat my dress!!! Help me!!
Carli Grace! Eating people's dresses is just mean! That's not nice!!!
Get away from my feet! What is wrong with you?! 
I'm curious. As a mother, do you ever feel...
...like you put a bazillion times more effort into creating an ideal childhood for your children...
...as they put into participating in it? 
I look like her? Really? Funny - I've never heard that before. Let me tell you something interesting - today is her birthday. Everybody say Happy Birthday Mom! Good job.
Did you know they look EVEN cooler through 3D glasses? Yeah, me neither...but it's true.
Jenna: Look at my new face Aunt Rachel.
J: Oh my goodness I hope no one is watching this...she is terrible at this face.
Ooops! Busted!
